so what had happened was....

pin up girl affair-- my review

the gals::.

Wow. I have never seen so many crusty, dryback, scallywags all in one place. i think k. advertised in wyandanch too hard. all of our hometown (NB) and wyandanch was in there. only 4 girls wore pin up outfits. 2 of them should not have because they were well over the pin up weight requisite. kia never gave out a prize for best pin up girl because she used the gift card money to get her weave done. LOL. I don't blame her; I probably would have done the same

"DO YOU HAIR!!"- Lady Saw

because...ooh, scorching, flaming, burning-hot, fiery hell-devil cunt-whore messedness was abound in the hair department.

there's nothing wrong with spending money on Remi, Outre, hell even the off brand Yaki fur . note to ladies- DO YOUR HAIR!
don't get all dressed up and then your hair looks like you need Dr. Miracle to come DIRECTLY to your house.

the guys::.

hood allstars. my future definitely was not up in that piece. new york men have this rude way of looking a woman up and down.. ya'll know what i'm talking about. everytime a guy did it to me last night, i did it right back. it's actually kinda funny; ladies try it for NYE. It'll make you laugh. Oh yes---

my favorite lines of the night:

"Yo, I know you!"

Umm, no nigga, you really don't. My sister and I heard this all night. some of these guys looked familiar, but i did not know them. and if i did, i'm glad i forgot who you were.

"I haven't seen you in like, 10 years!"

Yup; and it hasn't been long enough. I was hoping I'd never see you again in life. I didn't like you back in high school, and I don't like you now. Boo nigga, bye.

So as you can see, I don't care very much for the folks in my area. I think I still hate them for making fun of me when I had acne back in HS, and now that I'm cute and they look like hot hell, I turn my nose up at 'em. Just being honest :)p

High School Crush

I saw my high school crush. He looked a bit shorter than I remembered, but it could have been because my heels were so high so that put me at about 5'9 and he's like 6'3". He looked the same. So I went over to him and was like "Hey!" and thankfully he remembered me (I would have been embarassed). We chitchatted a little while; told each other what we'd been up to; asked him if he had any kids and he said no. But then his boy chimed in and said "That nigga got 2 kids!" I don't know if he was lying, because he was laughing but whatever.

Anyway, I wanted to kick it to him.. cause we never got to make the magic happen back in the day, but he got flanked by a whole slew of wyandanch chickens so I stayed in my own little corner. those chicks will not hesitate to fight, and you know, i was not trying to fight so i just chilled to see if i could tell whether or not any of them were his girlfriend. i couldn't tell so i texted k. to ask what was good w/ him and come to find out he's with this girl we went to HS with and he cheats on her.

Yuck. I told her nevermind. I don't do men who have wimmen. Well, there was that time there.. lol. Naw, I mean to say, I don't do it anymore. Plus, I like his girlfriend. She was always cool peoples.

And, looking back, I remember K hit that back in the day. She said he was packing, but was a two-pump-chump. Hopefully for him, times have changed. I hate premie situations. It makes you want to break a drinking glass and shank somebody.

(Plz excuse the horny tangent I'm about to go off on)

::.Special Thanks::.

So I want to make a shout out to the three men in my past that dug it out properrrrr for over 45 minutes. my hats off to you. your hard work was well appreciated. i will be forever greatful. thank you so very much for the good memories that i will cherish forever. i hope i was as good to you as you were to me. and if i wasn't... it was probably because i was too exhausted to reciprocate. please find it in your heart to forgive me. if you don't, oh well.

as per usual...i digress...

aside from the hood allstars, the guys in the girls bathroom, people chiefing in the girl's bathroom, and a guy breaking up with his girl in the girl's bathroom.. it was cool.

(I made several trips to the bathroom thanks to the 2 henikens i drank)

all in all... if the dj is playing my songs i'm always having a good time. and k's ex's current didn't come up there trying to fight her. so it was splendocious! :)

latergators!

PinUp Girl Affair, The Ex, Oh How I Hate Teens

Pin Up Girl Affair


that's the theme for K's party. let it be known my size 12 ass will not be wearing a pin-up girl outfit. i'm here relaxing before i go. i sure hope her ex's current don't come up there trying to start no shit. i really don't feel like having to fight. and i know if anything pops off and anyone tries to attack her, i will have to help protect my friend..5 inch Steve Madden heels, BCBG dress and all.
i pray nothing happens. because my big toe been hurting something fierce since i came back from h-town. i'm scared it may be sprained, but its just gonna have to stay that way, because i still don't have any insurance. i figure if i dance hard enough it will snap back into place. wish me luck ya'll. :)


This guy...
Geezy (the ex) called me on Christmas. Because I'm in a stankyho type mood, I called him back yesterday. Right after I thank him for calling me for Christmas we get into it. He can be a real bitchass when he wants to be and its not attractive.



Him: I've been calling you for the weeks now and you don't answer! It's like you don't want to work it out.(Yeah, cause we broke up, ya big dummy!)

Me: Well, I remember telling you not to call me anymore. When I said that, as far as I was concerned it meant things were done with.


Him: So is that how you deal with things? You just walk away; don't say anything?(Yes, bitch, pretty much... yeah)


Me: When I was trying to tell you that I had issues with your behavior you kept telling me I was arguing with you or you couldn't talk about it right now. So I stopped talking about it period.


Him: I thought we were trying to work things out. This is not how you go about things?


Me: We were. You weren't doing what you were supposed to do, so I pulled back. How do you want me to go about things?


*Silence*


(Of course he ain't got the answer)


Him: Well can we talk about this later?


Me: For what?


Him: I'm going to call you tommorow.


Me: Ok. Bye.


Him: Bye


This 101 questions ass nigga. Joni Mitchell is the realest bitch alive.. she never lies...YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TIL IT'S GONE.


There was more said, but that was the meat and potatoes of it. I don't have the patience to write it all down. What a hot mess.


I need to pray...


Dear God,
Please. Send me a man who is normal, sane, loving, and kind. Lord, you already know how I want him to look. Please don't let him be a procrastinator, because I'm a procrastinator. We'd never get anything done. Let him be understanding and know that one person alone cannot carry a relationship. Please God. So I don't have to go through these donkey situations anymore.
Amen.

Yup, I Still Don't Like Kids... Especially Teenagers
I'm glad to report that my little cousin is not going to move in with us. I have to thank my mom (again) for not having any children after me. She gets on my m/tha/f/ckin nerves. She does the most annoying shit. This morning we went out to breakfast and she starts flat ironing her hair. Before she even brushed her teeth or washed her face. I hate trife nasty shit. Ugh!!
And.
This little trick done violated. She used my makeup. And I don't play around when it comes to my makeup. That shit is special to my heart!
I'd scream on her if I had the energy, but I really don't. I hope I don't break out. Cause I'm not sure if she even washed her face today.

Lord, keep me near the cross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Alright folks; I'm gone. Gotta do my hair...
besos!!_*