Random Shit- the Reality TV edition

It's the 12th of the month, and dammit, we know what that means.
PMS!
Let the bitchery commence!

Isn't there a really uncanny resemblance between Miss New York and Lady Elaine Fairchild from Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood?


They have similar bitch-like attitudes as well.
Wonder if the makeup has anything to do with it? Hmm..

This ho (New York, not Lady Elaine;-) has yet another show coming out... I won't be watching.


Where is that damn red trolley when you need it to come whisk someone's ass away?
I'm sooo over her. I wish Mr. Rogers were alive. So he could tell the trolley to take New York and Lady Elaine to the M.A.C. store :(

Day 26 - Random shit I've been wanting to say about them for a while now. I'm thinking seriously of twittering Diddy and putting in my complaints.

Mike- I love big Mike, but he got one more damn time to squeeze his big ass into a bubble vest. One more time!

And has the nerve to be wearing it with a tie?! Looking like a Berenstain Bear.

Awwww!! Kindness, Caring and Sharing.
I felt lightweight bad after reading that, but then I realized:

I am in fact doing most of the above.

I'm kind enough to share my opinion. I just don't have that caring part down yet, but by God's grace, I'mma git there!

- Isn't it hilarious how they always have to put captions on when Mike and Willie are speaking.

Especially Mike... cause everytime he opens his mouth I just hear Pootie Tang.

Sadatay!

Willie-
I don't know how I didn't include Willie in my line of men I'd smash if I could. He is single-handedly saving that damn Making the Band shitastrophe. Women (and some of ya'll men...mhmmm) are tuning in Thursday nights to see Willie's fine ass. He could've had one leg and a kickstand, I'd still beat!

Que

What in the Legend of Bagger Vance? What is this mafucka wearing?? This is an all the time thing for Que. He looks like a gerbil.

Old gerbil looks like he's doing his thing. Diddy might wanna call him up and replace Que. No one will be the wiser.


Robert- rides my nerves, but after this last episode, I've grown to love him. He spit the damn truth last Thursday night. I would have shown my left titty on the highway to see him throw that chair at Que and knock his little ass over.

Oooh! Is that a bangle on his wrist? Where is Miss Wendy when you need her? How you doin?!


Brian- is a bit annoying too.

Like someone sticking their dick in your ear. Don't trip, I'll talk about that another day, lol, I just don't have the energy tonight.

Anyway, I've never seen someone manage to look dingy even when they've been airbrushed. How does he do it? I like Brian though. He sings his little ass off.

Did I forget any of them? I feel like I should have included Dawn's ass. She's like the sixth member now. I mean, it could work.

Dawn has the balls to be down.

And the strap on.

Because we all know she bussin' Que's back wide open. Let me stop that. I like Dawn :)

Heheheheh... I need to behave myself. I'm going to bed. Easter service tommorow.
xoxomonie*

Pigeon Juice: The Shit You Just DON'T Drank!

For Bella (the source of my inspiration this evening) and Pop Pop (who always hips me to the illest dranks)

So let's get down to the getting downs:

So Monie.. .what is pigeon juice, you ask?

Let's have a definition, shall we?

Pigeon Juice (noun): chickenhead libations; oft times consumed in the clubhouse as a choice drink courtesy of male tricks. Similar to hood nigga pot likkah-- see definition
(well, not really. i'll give it to you another day,lol)

So...

A few weeks ago, my sissy and I were chit chatting--reminiscing about a friend of hers who was offered drinks for herself and the two of us in the club.

This trollop oredered nasty ass Hypnotiq. I remember being very upset about it, and trying to pawn it off to a stranger. Of course no one wanted it, so I just put it on a chair and kept it pushing.

*Get out your walking stick, Monie's bout to do a Kirk Franklin-esque stomp all up on somebody's corn toes*

Hypnotiq is really not what's up in the new year. It was alright when it first hit the market, but since then all the hood allstars have picked up on it, thus decreasing its value. For some reason when I'm doing clubhouse examinations, I always see the chickenheads gulping it down or Shawnquavious and his homeboys holding up the bottle in VIP, courtesy of the child support money he "forgot" to pay. (Gigantic F.U. to all the deadbeat dads-- you'll never prosper!)

So uh, yeah, like I was saying, Hypnotiq is a no-no.

Nuvo

what in the piss water sublime???!!!

oooh!!! this joint is atrocious. I decided to try it some time last year since my friend-in-my-head Wendy Williams kept hyping it up.

Fuckingggg. Nasteee.

I'm glad I only bought the small bottle. Never one to waste anything, I emptied that bitch out and put nail polish remover in it.

Now I have a cute little nail polish remover bottle. Nuvo is also uncouth-- as Pop Pop points out, it has a twist cap

Very remiscent of Olde E.

This is not classy at all. I know T. Pain got you all fooled, endorsing the hot shit out of it in the Blame it on the Alcohol video.

But look at him:

Ask yourself a question:

Would you really wanna drink something that he drinks??

Snap ya fingas/ do ya step/ you can do it all by yo selffff

sha na na na na e.coli. ...Let me press forward..

Alize

Somebody ought to elbow- buss you in your mouth piece if you're still drinking Alize. Alize is the ultimate pigeon drank!!

**Make note of how you've seen every color that Alize comes in, in some chickenhead's weave. **

Conspiracy theory!!

If this is still your practice, cease and desist, dammit!!
Plus its outdated. Besides... your mom probably drank it back in her day along with that Asti Spumanti and Bartles & Jaymes. Let's upgrade, folks.

Canei

...and if you're still drinking this shitastrophe, someone ought to grab it from you, and smash you in the head.

This is murder 1 in a bottle.

A twist cap bottle.

Canei is so low-class that they give it to you to drink STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE at the club!!

The pigeons used to be hoo-hoo-ing at this one too. I haven't seen anyone drink this since 2002, thank God, but I'm sure someone's still guzzlin' it.

So Monie, what should we be drinking in the 2009?

Hell if I know, lol :)

However I can hip you to the shit that I drink. I am a biased drinker. Make note of how I mainly drink tequila.

Don Julio Blanco

This is my absolute shit. It's better than Patron, and tad less expensive, even though the quality is better. It's skrong, yet smooth. All you need is a little.

Usually after 2 sips my coochie is bumpin like the Kanye baseline from Love Lockdown.

Dumdumdum-dum

Dumdumdum-dum

...til we lose controllll system overload screamin no no
non-nooooo

(Look how Kanye's sitting down in that corner, looking all drunk-like. Probably had that Don!)

*Note- If you're trying to remain celibate like me, do not drink it in the company of men.

Your clothes. will. fall. off.

Other than that, I drink the various Patrons (reposado, anejo) ; but nothing tops the Don. And! You can mix it with damn near anything. One time I mixed it with orange juice... ooh! slap me now, slap me later! Delicioso!!

Now, if the clubhouse doesn't have my shit in stock (which they usually don't); I'll opt for the voddy (Grey Goose). If the men inside are too ugly to look at, I'll run for the Hennessy. If Hennessy is not in the building

(yeah, I know, how does that happen, but it has) , I'll fuck with Remy.

I never drink rail liquor. DC has taught me it is death for free.

I'd rather transfer the $7 in my savings account to the $8 in my checking to buy top shelf.

Because the bad shit is bound to give you bad experiences:

Dranks I will never fuck with again:

Absolut - no lie, one time I was drunk on Absolute, and did the ultimate crackhead shit. picture it:

5:something in the AM i got out of the bed and had this incredible urge to dance. So I dropped it down low, and brought it back.
And got right back in the bed. After that; never no mo'.

E&J- Gentle Jesus meek and mild, look upon a little child!!! Never again. Absolutely terrible!! (E&J actually should have made it to the pigeon juice list)

Andre Champagne - $5 champagne can never be a good look. Not never.

Jose Cuervo- bottled shit water. I won't touch it. I will not touch it.

anything by Seagrams- Seagrams will make you not want to drink for years. We used to use it for drinking games back in one of my undergrads (yup.. I went to 3 of 'em..shutup) and you wake up feeling like you need an exorcism. It's bad business.

Svedka- nasty. quite. nasty.

Friis- harsh. Do not drink this unless you're in Miami during memorial day weekend. You will be fugggged uppppp for days on end. The good thing about Friis is you don't wake up with a hang.

Gosh... I could be here all night,but I'm tired.

Later muffins!

monie*

Trey Songz Got That Work-- Another Tale of Hot, Groupie Sex

Smh..the things people do with their vaginas… I will never understand.

I never looked at Trey Songz as a sexual being before, no matter how much freaktastic stuff I’ve heard him sing about. And I still don’t. When I saw him at Winterfest last year I actually guffawed when he ripped his wife-b off.

He looks like a baby duckling with cornrows, and ain’t nothing sexy about that.

But… apparently, someone likes it. Thanks to Mediatakeout.com’s groupie tell-all, we now know that “Trey got that work!” Sometimes when you take chances, it turns out not to be all bad, huh?


Go!


Well the Ritz closes at 5 am we left round 3:40. Im like y’all lets try to get in through the back.. but s*it security was there too.. so we turnaround an Trey an his home boys come out (his friends was on some ugly shit too). Trey like whats good.. i aint know who he was talkin to but he was like come here.. so i get over there an he talkin blah blah long story short we exchange numbers.. He invited us to his hotel room.. we get patted down cause security don want camera phones in there..

Stop

What in the Kaplan Learning Center is going on???? What kind of sentences are these? What the f/ck? I really don’t like people who can’t construct sentences. Scratch that, I hate people who can’t write a proper sentence or haven’t a clue about grammar. But here this simple bitch is—about to share her simple ass vagina with Trey Songz, yet doesn’t realize that there’s a difference between turn around and turnaround. I can’t… I just… let’s keep going…

It’s a good thing stupid isn’t sexually transmitted.

Go!

so i get there an he like what up.. i was like nervous cause it was ah lot of people there an his security guard kept lookin at me funny... anywho trey takes me into a room.. we get in there an i know what bout to go down.. trey got that WORK!!! His d*ck is sooo good! He lay me on the bed an was jus talkin an shit.. He get his condom out or what ever an put it on an shit.. he like yo turn around so I turn around or whatever, i can tell that his favorite position.. He told me he like thick girls cause he like to look at they ass from behind.. once he put it in i thought i was gone cry it was so good.. he was putting his fingers in my hair.. trey dont like weaves..

Haaaaaaaaahahaha---STOP!

This poor lil chickenhead. I wonder how thick she was? I can kinda see him smashing out a big girl. We all know how the skinny menfolks get down.

I’m glad Trey (I can call him Trey now, right? I feel so familiar with him and his dick now “or what ever”) was smart enough to use a condom at least.

LOL@ Trey don’t like weaves. Ho, please. They all say that. It’s a lie. Men LOVE weaves! But I’ll get into that another day. Keep readin’.


Go!


so after that we do some ol other shit.. but gettin to the good parts he lifted up an started kissin my belly he had put my legs on his shoulder.. he was kissing my thighs real soft an shit.. so my mind goin crazy.. then he kissed my belly again then my cl*t.. trey ate my p*ssy an i swear on my momma he do it better then anybody!

HALT!!

Monie throws down her imaginary chair; it lands with a thud

# 27: Weekends were made for Michelob… and head game was made for wifey and sometimes sideline ho (not to be confused with Buss Down) —and that’s IF you’ve been kicking it with sideline ho for longer than 3 months or if you’ve known her for a year or so.

Some shit is left to be sacred. Unless of course you noticed a little twinkle in her eye or something, and Groupies and Hos’ eyes never twinkle.

Because the last nigga’s semen is stuck in it.

Do better, Trey. Do better

Go He was like real slow wit it.. I make it to where u feel like u need it to live.. Well he was doin that then he started kissin it.. Trey ah real FREAK yall I’m so serious... anyways when we was done i left an he was make sure u get at me yo.. but i think he got ah new number cause I aint heard from him since . oh an im 19

Stop
She should have left the last paragraph out. If her coochie was so live, he would have given her the new number. Shame and scandal, shame!!!

random--ego is the new 'dick', suck it or not, and shoutouts

Monie's Jukebox - just one song for today

"Ego"

It's too big, it's too wide /It's too strong, it won't fit /It's too much, it's too tough /He talk like this 'cause he can back it up/ He got a big ego, such a huge ego /I love his big ego, it's too much/ He walk like this 'cause he can back it up -beyonce

LOL. Absolutely love it. Beyonce found a way to talk about Jay-z's penis and her swag. Two things that have absolutely no relation (or does it?).. but hey, it works for me. I'm quite certain the video for this will be black and white, with bey flanked by two hos gyrating up a storm. they should reach out to me to direct this one.

picture it:

same ass black and white concept. jay-z. nekkid. both hands behind his head just-a swangin' the dick.

beyonce in 6inch heels gyrating along with two video hos.

singing.

End.

ya'll like how I compromised my vision with what I know beyonce's vision will be right? :p

Bey, I ain't mad at you. I hope I find me a man with an "ego".


*smug look*


Dicksucking, Throat Cancer-- Maybe Not?


Feel free to suck a dick again. Cause I might. Ok, I lie. I will. I texted P Sunday night and told him about the article. He called me back, kinda pissed off about it. After reading the article, my boy did some mini-research. he looked up other articles by the author and pointed out that she is someone who is an advocate of abstinance, and mainly writes about teenage pregnancy, abortions, and the like. we have come to the conclusion that she is on a self righteous crusade to cockblock. also, extensive research has not been done on this whole dick sucking throat cancer shit. so folks, feel free to continue swallowing dick.

*belch*
:) teehee


thats all for now.
for all the folks coming thru showin me love, I preciates it!


gnight muffins!

Rappers Been Gay, Head Game, A Hip Hop Conspiracy Theory

I decided to stay my ass home. I don't feel like going to Guesthouse tonight. Aside from the fact I have nothing new to wear... I just don't feel like it. It bees that way sometimes. Plus, there's always next Sunday. It looks like its gonna be K's every Sunday night thing.

Random shit me and other folks get to politickin' on...

and they try to play me like I'm crazy

1. Hip Hop Been Gay

Evidence right'chea:

Exhibit A- Grandmaster Fash &Furious 5


What was ole boy in the gold jacket thinking about? He rockin' out w/ his cock out for real. Why does my inner-bitch just wanna palm his nuts and ring them like a maf/ckin bell? (It's official; ya girl got problems, LOL!!)
And the other little rat looking one on the end.. I saw those boots in sale at Bakers. Ladies, go'n and cop!

Exhibit B- Soul Sonic Force

What's the real difference between this shit right chea and the village people?

See, I feel bad... cause I feel like I'm disrespecting rap's pioneers.. wait. I'm lying. Sometimes I think I should be apologetic for not giving a f/ck, but that ain't real.. cause I don't give a what? Shutpp!

So anyway..
why are people always surprised when they hear this rapper is getting fucked by that basketball player. C'mon!!
Rappers have been gay for a long time now.

Exhibit C- Melle Mel and Them (I forget who "and them" was)

Exhibit D- U.T.F.O

Roxanne, Roxanne *insert classic UTFO pelvic thrusts* Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

I don't care about how andrgoynous the eighties were, a straight man wouldn't be caught dead wearing this shit. I ain't never seen my pops step up in the house with anything like this. The most homo shit I ever saw him rock was a jherri curl. And I forgive him. Cause after all, that was like, 1985.


So folks, stop being surprised when you hear about these gay rappers. Go'n and click that there.

speaking of sucking dick...on to my next topic..

02. Stop Lying: You Know You Suck Dick

And you like it too, bitch. LOL! For real, I still have some friends who will not admit to doing it because they think it's nasty. Grow the hell up. Suck a dick. If done right, I guarantee you the best power trip you've ever had. And power trips are right there under orgasms on my Favorites list. K and I were discussing this last week; and she said she made her ex cry. That right there... will be one of my marital goals.

03. T.I.'s "Massa, You Can Have Whatever You Like"

Stay with me now...

Scares me. Because when I hear it, it kinda sings out like a negro spiritual. It gives me flashbacks of Roots for that reason. I feel like T.I. should have put on blackface to sing it, because it sho 'nuff sounds like some shuckin' and jiving to me. I absolutely hate it. I need to know who is responsible, T.I. or Tip? Because if this ever ends up as the music for a cotton commercial...OOOH!!

That's all for now.

Sleep Awaits. Later Gators!

diggin in the crates, plus other random shit

Monie's Jukebox-throwback edition

i love me some ghostface killah, yes i do! today while working out with my Creative Zen on 'random play' , Ghost's "Love Session" came through my headphones. And I thought to myself, "self?" Self said "Hmm?" I need me a Gawd like the Ghost. He wears his heart on his sleeve for real.

You my pumpkin and my 'nilla custard; you cussed me outwhen you found condoms
layin in my pocket I was bustedI gets right witchu (uh) form a life with you
(yeah)The type after sex get a warm rag and then wipe youHyped up love light it
up, might bite you at the altarI'm bitin off you, I'm wearin white too

This is the kind of shit that if a dude said it to you, you'd crack the hell up and simply melt. Or maybe that's just me? Either way, I love Ghost's always-in-love-breaking-up-revenge-to-make-back-up rapping ass. i.e. Same Again, Back Like That... and a few others.

Wow.. I felt old when this one came through my headphones. 1996. A lot happened that year. This album is probably partly to blame for me losing my virginity. Let's not lie. We all wanted to be like Lil Kim without getting poked in the ass or sucking a D. Well, I can't speak for others, but I know my bff K and I did. I had hoochie dreams, but they came to a halt after I had sex twice and people started talking. K kept the dream alive though. (I still live vicariously through her) I closed my legs and decided against doing the Big Momma Thang for a long time. Well, 4 years.

I digress, I got a little happy inside, kicked it up on the elliptical machine and started rapping along.

That's how many times I wanna cum, twenty-one
And another one, and another one,
and another one
24 carots nigga
That's when I'm fuckin wit' the average nigga
Work the shaft, brothers be battin' me, and oh
Don'tcha like the way I roll
And play wit' my bushy
Tell me what's on your mind when your tongue's in the pussyIs it marriage? (Damn this bitch is bad) Baby carriage? (Damn, I love that ass!)
Shit no, on a dime shit is mine
Got to keep 'em comin' all the time

Hmm. I've been singing the wrong words to that one for 13 years now. I could have sworn she said:
"Word to shaft/and niggas be battling/Oh don't you like the way I roll/ And play with my P--sy/ Tell me what's on your mind when the tongue's in the p--y"

Oh well
*shrugs*

Question. Have you ever noticed how random this song is? Kim comes on the track talking about no longer being scared of the dick, Jay comes on there talking about how he'll sex her continuously, the Roc-A-Fella crew, et cetera, and then here comes Cease and Kim with a hook that has shit to do with nothing:

"Killas be quiet, my nigga bring the riots
Tough talk, tough walk, shit is tired
You wanna be this Queen B, but ya can't be
That's why your mad at me"

Huh? What? Shut. Up.

Random

Jason's Lyric came on today. I Dvr'd it. (Is "DVR'd" a word?). So yeah, I DVR'd it. I'm watching it for like the fiftymillionth time, in amazement by how it manages to be countrified, hood, and romantic all at the same time.

I reckon Chipotle has crack in it. Everytime I have it, I'm already plotting on how and when I'm gonna get my next fix. It's like getting good dick. I wish I were still sexually active so I could say to K:

"Son! That nigga had that Chipotle dick!"

Cause only she'd understand. She's addicted to it too. And its to the point where the people who work there smile at us knowingly when they see us come into the spot to order tacos (me), burrito bol (k), and soft tacos (k's 7 year old who is also addicted).

Bad Girls Club

If they ain't bout the craziest set of bitches!! I want someone to slap the piss fire out of Kasey. And I hope Tiffany is the one to do it.

"Absolutely, positively, no sex in the champagne room naw"

- Chris Rock ft. Gerald Levert

I've been abstaining for a year and 3 months. And even though I'm always hornier than a 15 year old teenaged boy... everytime I hear about someone getting the Herp, or some other nastiness... I know I'm doing the right thing.

And more penis picture mail

Only this time its not mine. K received some. I'm glad to report it wasn't ashy, all one pretty brown color, nice girth. I couldn't stop looking at it. However, K is not gonna take that ride. She doesn't like the penis-picture-mail-sender. Too bad, so sad.

I'm tired. It's past my new bedtime.

christmas, sex, raphael sadiq, ashy penis.. et cetera..

pro.nails
i love having my nails done. aside from the fact that you can't tell i have manhands, it makes life easier. i can scratch my scalp so good it's damn near orgasmic. i can palm my own tits (the way Rene Elizondo holds up Janet's on that janet. album cover)

and it looks so sexy (so long as i don't look down on my gut). but that ain't the best part. the best part is i have an excuse to not change my nephew's shitty pampers. my sister asked me to help her out and change him and i replied:
I can't. *flashes nails* If I change him there's a chance shit will get caked up in my nails. Then I'll be smelling shit all because I won't be able to really clean under my nails. So no.I can't
Thank you, Tips. You've made life that much better.

Picture Mail Penis

So yesterday a friend of mine decided to surprise me with some interesting and inappropriate picture mail. He sent me 2 pictures of his dick, ya'll. It was BIG... (he even pictured it beside a tape measure! *fans self*)...but it also looked ASHY. Now I don't know if it was the lighting on the pic; I don't know if he has dick eczema... i don't know what the deal is, but...

*Note to the fellas...when sending over penis-picture-mail; please, please, please, hit your joint with some cocoa butter, shea butter, wonder 8 oil, canola. whatever. do what you have to do to make it showpiece-ready.me, myself personally, i loves a pretty, moisturized dick. ashy dick could be a deal breaker in my book. not that it was in this case, cause i wouldn't have relations with him anyway... (i'll never bed another friend, but most importantly; i'm not attracted to him) but that's another can of creamed corn. if 2017 rolls around and i still don't get married/get none, i might have to go there.

Because no one else wants to f/ck me!- Chris Rock

Lord, please... don't allow this to happen. Amen.Moving along..


Sex
I'd take a helping of some right now. Hormones are raging. But I know I won't be having any until I'm married for spiritual reasons. I kinda pride myself on my celibacy. When I think about straying I sing a little song in my head. Kind of a Jermaine Stewart remix if you will (those of you eightiezbabies remember "We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off")
*clears throat and silently belts out*

I don't have to take my/ Clothes off/ To have a good time/Oh No/ HIV is out there/Oh yeah/And the Her-pes/No Thanks!

Keep singing over and over and incorporating all the different STIs out there. It's a real libido-killer, trust me.


raphael sadiq-- oooh he could get it!

He sounds sooo cute when he sings:
'put your purse down and take off your jacket/oh girl its about to get nazzty/ and you'll love what we're gonna do..."


ha! I bet I would!!

LOL that man gotta be atleast 45 and doesnt look a day over 30. i bet he's vegan. he looks like he stretches his own skin tightly across his face once a week!

(i'm listening to his vh1 soul stage as i type this)

even though he's not the type that i like... i have a crush on him.
even though he's wearing a full suit that is mustard colored... i still like him.



even though he looks like a Backyardigan...



I'd still hit... if I had the chance and if I were still sexually active.




he does have some sexy arms though. *but he's fired for wearing that outfit * i've always been a sucker for guys that can sing...one day I'll share with ya'll the story of "The Idiot" and how he tried to bring me down, but God wasn't having it. Mmmhn.

q-tip


i think if bill cosby were a rapper he'd be q-tip. next time you watch q-tip perform live, check his mannerisms. right now he's performing Vivrant Thing... this nigga looking like he bout to ask the crowd if they want Jello pudding. Look at the resemblance!



Scary.

Bonita.Applebaum...Still one of the best hip hop songs. It makes my heart smile. At my wedding reception, I would like my husband to sing it to me (I should have those measurements by then) and follow it up with Electric Relaxation and Bobby Brown's Tenderoni. The live version when he says "I guess this is why I got arrested huh?" Then proceeds to give slimlightskin the illest crotch-rub-down-nasty-grind. HA! I want alllladat at my wedding reception.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey5hWPFBvcM


Go on... I know you wanna watch. It'll make you laugh, trust me.


Love.Life
mine is non-existant of course. i mean, unless you consider the deep, meaningful relationship I'm having with myself some evenings :) . anyway. everytime i turn around one of my girls is in deep like/love. why is it so easy for them?why can't it be that easy for me??i'm jealous. i feel like i never see/meet anyone i want to spend my time with and have conversation with. i know there's someone out there for me, but for whatever reasons that nigga is hiding like bin-bin (bin-bin=bin laden). i hope he gets off that ground hog day bullshit and shows himself in the '09. i'm getting more pretty by the year, so maybe he's waiting for 2017. i should be dropdeadsexy by then i guess. hmm..

Monie's Jukebox

Miss Independent Remix
just the first line. i have my own lyrics for the rest. feel free to incorporate them when you sing the song:

I love her cause she got her own
Although I got mine I won't leave yours alone
There ain't nothin that's more sexy
Than saving my ones and spending your G's
Ayyy
Young, independent, yet has no job
You can't tell from the way that I walk
I don't slow down cause I ain't got no time
Not to mention that I am half blind
I don't expect nothing from no guy
Don't play agressive because I AM shy
But you'll never know my softer side
From lookin' in my eyes...

LOL, let me leave them people song alone.

Next!

Damn D Love Me- NFL Boyz

Heard this little ditty on the radio while I was visiting down south. Hilarious!
Look it:

Damn nigga she just love me
Watch me ride by wanna f/ck me
See me in the club wanna suck me
guess that's why ya mama wanna f/ck me

ROFLDWL... why he had to bring mamas into the shit?

Rehab-Rihanna
If that whole first verse aint the realest shit ever. We'll leave that alone. Cause I'm kinda in a good mood.

ok.. that's all. time to take the bra off and set the titties free.