Massengill and Thongs-- Que, What is going on?!

Quick Que! Grab it!!

Ohh douche douche in the mafuggin bush.. smh

Que's vagina has been wide open and inflamed on display all season, and with each episode it's getting worse.


I'm trying to figure out what his damn problem is.

Here's what I've come up with so far:

01. Que is wearing Dawn's thongs. Them mafuckas are riding up in his ass and he can't handle it. It takes a real man to wear panties.

02. Dawn needs a smaller strap on. C'mon it's clear she's the one throwing the backshots. Que's asshole is busted wide open; he's in pain-- and he can't handle it. It takes a real man to get duked in the bum bum.

Awww!! Noah and Wade! I miss my show :,(

But moving on...

03. Diddy pass the Diflucan! Que has a raging yeast infection. It's itching and burning and what? He just can't handle it.

04. Que's on drugs.. which one (s) I'm not sure. Clearly, he can't handle them.

05. Certainly not anything prescribed though, because that may be something he needs to look into.


This shit is just all out of hand. I started to twitter Diddy to tell him to kick his ass out the group, but I couldn't be bothered. Ugh.




I'm turning in early tonight. I'm in a stanky mood. Menstrual. You know how that goes. I'm going to bed... before I start acting like Que.



Except my family ain't as nice as the rest of Day 26.

I would punched in the head. Literally.

xoxo-monie :)

Rappers Been Gay, Head Game, A Hip Hop Conspiracy Theory

I decided to stay my ass home. I don't feel like going to Guesthouse tonight. Aside from the fact I have nothing new to wear... I just don't feel like it. It bees that way sometimes. Plus, there's always next Sunday. It looks like its gonna be K's every Sunday night thing.

Random shit me and other folks get to politickin' on...

and they try to play me like I'm crazy

1. Hip Hop Been Gay

Evidence right'chea:

Exhibit A- Grandmaster Fash &Furious 5


What was ole boy in the gold jacket thinking about? He rockin' out w/ his cock out for real. Why does my inner-bitch just wanna palm his nuts and ring them like a maf/ckin bell? (It's official; ya girl got problems, LOL!!)
And the other little rat looking one on the end.. I saw those boots in sale at Bakers. Ladies, go'n and cop!

Exhibit B- Soul Sonic Force

What's the real difference between this shit right chea and the village people?

See, I feel bad... cause I feel like I'm disrespecting rap's pioneers.. wait. I'm lying. Sometimes I think I should be apologetic for not giving a f/ck, but that ain't real.. cause I don't give a what? Shutpp!

So anyway..
why are people always surprised when they hear this rapper is getting fucked by that basketball player. C'mon!!
Rappers have been gay for a long time now.

Exhibit C- Melle Mel and Them (I forget who "and them" was)

Exhibit D- U.T.F.O

Roxanne, Roxanne *insert classic UTFO pelvic thrusts* Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

I don't care about how andrgoynous the eighties were, a straight man wouldn't be caught dead wearing this shit. I ain't never seen my pops step up in the house with anything like this. The most homo shit I ever saw him rock was a jherri curl. And I forgive him. Cause after all, that was like, 1985.


So folks, stop being surprised when you hear about these gay rappers. Go'n and click that there.

speaking of sucking dick...on to my next topic..

02. Stop Lying: You Know You Suck Dick

And you like it too, bitch. LOL! For real, I still have some friends who will not admit to doing it because they think it's nasty. Grow the hell up. Suck a dick. If done right, I guarantee you the best power trip you've ever had. And power trips are right there under orgasms on my Favorites list. K and I were discussing this last week; and she said she made her ex cry. That right there... will be one of my marital goals.

03. T.I.'s "Massa, You Can Have Whatever You Like"

Stay with me now...

Scares me. Because when I hear it, it kinda sings out like a negro spiritual. It gives me flashbacks of Roots for that reason. I feel like T.I. should have put on blackface to sing it, because it sho 'nuff sounds like some shuckin' and jiving to me. I absolutely hate it. I need to know who is responsible, T.I. or Tip? Because if this ever ends up as the music for a cotton commercial...OOOH!!

That's all for now.

Sleep Awaits. Later Gators!

Notorious...K.I.M.

So of course I went to see Notorious. Had to. After all, I was inspired to write my first rhyme off of 'Get Money' about this fat girl named Biggums, which I dubbed "I'm Hungry".
(Karma is a bitch, because as we know, I had a fatass moment in my life).

Anywho...

Son!!!

This shit was hilarious!! Most riveting comedy of the year. I've decided not to spoil it for anyone who hasn't gone to see it yet. I was going to, but then I was like, nawww. I will tell you to prepare yourself to witness all types of hood shit in the theater (ie- weed smoking, chickenheads clucking, fights-- all of which happened Friday evening when I saw it..smdh)



Anywho, I would have liked to see more of Lil Kim, as she is my friend in my head. In several interviews and on her second album, Notorious Kim; she kinda had me feeling like she was an integral part of Biggie's life, but in this film-- not so. Kim was portrayed as a straight sideline ho that was unaware of the fact that she was nothing more than that. I have a soft spot for side hos. I've been there before. Difference is, I know my place. Do you? Go'n and click that there.


So ... I'm gonna do something special in honor of my favorite side slide Kim. I present to you:

My Favorite Lil Kim Quotes

Before you nut/ I'ma dribble down your butt cheeks/Make you wiggle, then giggle just a little/I'm drinkin babies/ then I cracks for the Mercedes /Act shady, and feel my three-eighty..

cLASSic. damn. she was doing thee most... all to get played. i'll be sure to never dribble down any buttcheeks...and if i was f/cking a dude and he giggled.. it would be hell and powderhouse up in there. I would have so many questions starting with: Do you fuck men? Yikes.

He asked me did I love him/I said what came to mind like niggas be doing/Yeah baby, I love you long time/Look I ain't tryin' to suck ya/I might not even fuck ya/Just lay me on this bed and give me some head/Got the camcord layin' in the drawer where he can't see/Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out my pussy/Been doin' this for years, no need to practice/Take lessons from the Queen
and you'll know how to mack this/Niggas know he gave me all his cake/I peeled the Benji's off and threw the singles back in his face

most gangsta shit ever. if only my girl could get her pimpin right, she could do this. and i could live vicariously through her. i'd do it myself, but i just tightened up the chastity belt even more the other day. ;-x

Niggas wanna run up in my pussy like a Pap smear/I'mma tell you now, just like I told you last year/Niggas ain't stickin' unless they lick the kitten/Too many bitches just be licking the dick /And I'm a picky one I like my dicks rock hard/Not the sticky ones that taste like slaw/Oh something missing/The shower pissing/All up in your mouth/What/ You think I'm kidding?

Lmao..let me once again thank the dudes i dealt with for never tasting like "slaw". This one always cracked me the hell up. I wanna know who the hell was letting Kim piss up in their mouth. Probably Lil Cease? Heyy, whatt whatt... you got it going on whatt whatt.

That's all. I'm tired. And lazy. So til Monday when some real shit pops off..adios!!