Dick Delusions of Grandeur: Magnums-- Regular Ass Condoms In a Black Box

Brands... they mindf/ck you.
But that's the purpose of brands. I won't elaborate on this


(I've been writing a paper on brands all day, I'm not trying to go there again tonight, ok? Just trust me.)



Trojan Magnums



Larger than standard latex condoms for extra comfort
Tapered at the base for a secure fit


But how much larger are they?

Apparently, not much...


So, yeah fellas, some of ya'll been mindf/cked.

It has come to my attention that some of you little pee pee dudes are out here using Magnums.


*No, not the XLs (relax Branny).


Buying 'em by the box-full thinking you're wielding dick, when in fact, you're barely scratching the surface with penis.


(Yes, there's a difference. Feel free to email me. I have no problem explaining)


I've gotten more than my share of hearing from many a dude "I know my shit ain't small cause I use Magnums". And I'm tired. Next nigga that says that to me, I'm handing him a ruler.


Bitch, you know so damn much..what do you think should be done?



I propose a nationwide penis self measurement. Us girls have to check our breasts, you should have to do something too. Do something useful. Measure your dick and stop wasting Magnums. Leave them on the shelf for the men who do need the "special reservoir end for added safety" and "extra room". Do the world a favor. Buy some Lifestyles or something.





That's all. Be safe ya'll. Wrap it up.. in condoms that fit