Punanny Disrespect- A PSA

*Monie pulls her lacefront wig off (as not to set that bitch on fire), throws it on the ground, and watches it hit the floor.

She then pulls out two cuban cigars to smoke on either side of her mouth; lights, puff-puff-puff; exhale*

Niggas--- ya'll gon' fuck around and give me cancer, I swear.

*Monie shakes her head*

Someone done disrespected my homegirl's pussy.
And a marketing management grad degree seeking chick such as myself takes offense to the shit!

First, let's define this shitastrophe:

Punanny Disrespect (verb): treating the punanny with contempt or rudeness by:
1. not being able to get your dick hard
2. not being able to swing your dick properly (especially after you bragged on that worthless mafucka)
3. poor or inferior head game (especially if you're over the age of 22; cmon now!!) and
4. breakneck speed splash-off; especially if you haven't gotten off yet

(Quite sure there's a whole lot to add to the list; feel free to chime in via comments)

Now let's talk about this.

Men-- some of ya'll have NO idea what we go through to prepare for pussy relinquishment. It's a lot. It's a whole lot, dammit. We have to plan around our monthlies, shave armpits, PUBLIC hairs, legs, body scrubs , fairly expensive lotions, perfumes, pretty matching bra and panty sets,manis, pedis, the whole nine.

Now, let's break this down cost wise:

Birth Control Pills: $10 (let's pretend we all have insurance)
Condoms:$8
Schick Intuition razor: $9
Any good exfoliating salt scrub: $24 (and up)
Any good lotion: $8 (and up)
Manicure: $10
Pedicure: $40
Perfume: $40
Bra & Panty set from Vickies (not even an expensive place, mind you): $73

Now let's add this up:

Roughly $212 dollars

For the average, college grad female, this totals out to about 17 hours of her work schedule. So when we opt to give up the pussy, it's not just about bussin' a nut. A bitch is trying to atleast break even.

For advertising costs!
Overhead!! All that son!!!!

There is a reason why sex is referred to as "the business".

Stop, think about it!!!!!

So when punanny disrespect occurs, you are in essence, fucking up her investment, and most important, fucking with her bank!!

So if you know you're a limp dick nigga, who can't fuck get lost.

If you know, you have low-grade, substandard head game, just opt to lick ass instead. Even if we don't like it; at least all is not lost when we brag on the fact you damn near had your neck in our rectum.

If you know you a come-quick type nigga, smoke some weed, get that viagra, get some of that 'yak.. do something.

I am so glad this was not my experience. Because I am poor; and when you fuck up a poor person's investment.. you're likely to get killed.

I dare a nigga to Romper Room on my pussy.

I kill him dead, like Miss Sophia!! LOL

Have a good day, ya'll. And as always... use condoms.

*Sigh*

Monie