“You Dumb Fuck”—A Post Groupie Love Interjection

Mediatakeout.com left me shocked, appalled, and teeheehee’d out today!!

Who would have thought that the taxi driver in Coming to America would have been sooooo ahead of his time when he uttered:

YOU DUMB FUCK!

RED LIGHT


“Soo...i get to his room.. o keep in mind. i caught a cab and he said he was going to pay for it.. which he should .. it was about 40 dollars... this nigga wouldn’t even come out to bring the money, he was like come in and get it... i was like fuck it so i go up to get the money, he's all talkin about some "you dont need to pay him... he dont know where you at" im like noo thats wrong , so he goes thru his jeans and pulls out 35 crumbled up dollars ( wtf?!?!? R U BROKE ALREADY?!?!) STRIKE 1!!!”


*sigh* In the beginning of her email to MTO she states that Bobby V “wasn’t her type”, so I don’t know why she went to his hotel room in the first place. And if she’s a gold digger its time for her to toss her shovel ‘cause she’s going about her digging all wrong. Dumb Fuck should have been out the door at the first tell-tale sign of brokenness: crumpled up dollar bills.

#694: You can tell a lot about a man by how their money looks when they take it out their wallet/pocket.

..but moving along…

Green Light

“Sooo ne ways .first off he comes to the door in his size xxs boxers with some gay print on them....he's ashy from head to toe...we lay in his bed and he is all trying do stuff im like no ..i dont know you .. all types of shit to get him to not touch me..”


RED LIGHT!!

This was by far my favorite part. The visual person that I am, I pictured him just suffering from chronic C.D.R. ashiness (chalky, dry, and reptilian) standing in some boxers, meanwhile his hair was jherri curl wet, like it always is. Priorities all wrong. ALL WRONG!! Smfh…

Green Light

“Soo he's all up in my face with his morning breath n shit....yuck!!! .... so touch comes to rub i ended up wanting to test it out ...we gets it in ..this nigga is about 2.5'' long and 1 inch thick.. like a 9 year old asian boy...seriously...it felt like a tampon going in and out.. actually a tampon would have been more pleasing...

He isnt necessarily a minute man, but the ish was weak ..he didnt know what he was doing and in no way had a good stroke... he tried to switch it up but he just didnt do it right ...yuck!!! strike 2,3,4,5,6,7,-100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..”

RED LIGHT ON A LEFT HAND TURN TYPE RED LIGHT!!

Dumb Fuck touched it; hell, Dumb Fuck even rubbed it… after doing a Stevie Wonder analysis, she knew it was small…why would you let him “beat beat beat beat beat?” Where’s the self love? Why would you tolerate funky breath, CDR, brokenness, AND WACK AND DRY PENIS?!!

If she killed herself, I would so understand.

That’s why my #1 life rule is as follows:

DO NOT POUR “THE ‘TANG” OUT FOR JUST ANYONE, ESPECIALLY THE WACK AND DRY. You can’t pour it back in the pitcher once you’ve poured it down the drain.